Spelschema
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC -v- Billdas BK
Datum: 2010-06-03
Dag: Torsdag
Tid: 21:00
Samling: Heden
Plats: Heden 4
Ort: Gothenburg
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Billdas BK
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
6th 7s Game of the Season
Spelschema
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC -v- Capullo BK
Datum: 2010-05-31
Dag: Måndag
Tid: 19:00
Samling: Mölndal
Plats: Åby 6
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Capullo BK
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC -v- Capullo BK
Datum: 2010-05-31
Dag: Måndag
Tid: 19:00
Samling: Mölndal
Plats: Åby 6
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Capullo BK
Football Club Gole 4 - 2 Gothenburg Celtic FC
Football Club Gole 4 - 2 Gothenburg Celtic FC
(0 - 1)
Tid
28 Mål 0-1 James Lee
56 Varning Colm Keller
58 Varning Barry White
59 Mål 1-1 Anes Jahic
70 Varning Patrick Gildea
74 Mål 2-1 Hussein Faraj
76 Mål 3-1 Egzon Behrami
84 Mål 4-1 Egzon Behrami
89 Varning Alexander Kurasch
89 Varning Daniel Davis
90 Mål 4-2 Daniel Davis
Match Report to follow at a later date.
Table can be viewed at Svensk Fotboll.
(0 - 1)
Tid
28 Mål 0-1 James Lee
56 Varning Colm Keller
58 Varning Barry White
59 Mål 1-1 Anes Jahic
70 Varning Patrick Gildea
74 Mål 2-1 Hussein Faraj
76 Mål 3-1 Egzon Behrami
84 Mål 4-1 Egzon Behrami
89 Varning Alexander Kurasch
89 Varning Daniel Davis
90 Mål 4-2 Daniel Davis
Match Report to follow at a later date.
Table can be viewed at Svensk Fotboll.
5th 7s Game of the Season, against Kongogossarna
The Gotenburg Celtic FC 7s team went down to Kongogossarna by a scoreline of 3-1.
Table can be viewed at http://www.tabeller.nu/
Table can be viewed at http://www.tabeller.nu/
Monday, May 24, 2010
7th Game of the Season
Spelschema
Inför: FC Gole -v- Gothenburg Celtic FC
Datum: 2010-05-25
Dag: Tisdag
Tid: 21:00
Samling: ?
Plats: Kobbegården 1
Ort: Frölunda
Hemmalag: FC Gole
Bortalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Inför: FC Gole -v- Gothenburg Celtic FC
Datum: 2010-05-25
Dag: Tisdag
Tid: 21:00
Samling: ?
Plats: Kobbegården 1
Ort: Frölunda
Hemmalag: FC Gole
Bortalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Interview with James Walsh 7s Manager
The mighty Gothenburg Celtic 7s began with their first 3 points of the season in Mölndal Division 2, it can be said that the 3 points were a long time coming having lost the 3 opening matches of the season Gothenburg Celtic News team Interviewed James "hoalie goalie" Walsh after his triumphant 3 points.
GCFC news team : James was it good to get your first win under your belt after a slow start to the league campaign, 3 points on the board the stats are swinging back in your favour?
JIM: "statistics are like miniskirts - they show a lot but not what you really want to see"
GCFC news team: James were you pleased with the performance of the team?
JIM: I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season"
GCFC news team: What did you think about the goalscorer?
JIM:When he plays on snow, he doesn't leave any footprints.’
GCFC news team Jim do you think you are the right man to bring the 7s team to glory, do you believe in your own abilities as a manager?
JIM: I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
GCFC News Team : Were you pleased with the attitude of your players on the night? and the attitude of the fans?
JIM:Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. Im very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.’
GCFC News team: are you enjoying your róle as team manager?
JIM: As always I enjoy every season with the Gothenburg Celtic Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second.
To top the interview Jim praised all his players for following his "secret" instructions and game plan, he said "the lads spent a lot of energy just as I instructed them, they done exactly what i asked of them according to my game plan and they got their reward for their heart, energy, and commitment. The other team were very lucky that the post made some miraculous stops as did the crossbar to keep the score as low as one nil, there goal keeper even stopped a good few. Not like our goalkeeper who was still lying reading his book long after the guys were showered and changed. We probably should have told him the game was over"
Jim awarded the Man of the Match to: Gary Sheehan
The next match is on Monday, GCFC news team will be there and will give exclusive as it happens news updtaes.
GCFC news team : James was it good to get your first win under your belt after a slow start to the league campaign, 3 points on the board the stats are swinging back in your favour?
JIM: "statistics are like miniskirts - they show a lot but not what you really want to see"
GCFC news team: James were you pleased with the performance of the team?
JIM: I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season"
GCFC news team: What did you think about the goalscorer?
JIM:When he plays on snow, he doesn't leave any footprints.’
GCFC news team Jim do you think you are the right man to bring the 7s team to glory, do you believe in your own abilities as a manager?
JIM: I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
GCFC News Team : Were you pleased with the attitude of your players on the night? and the attitude of the fans?
JIM:Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. Im very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.’
GCFC News team: are you enjoying your róle as team manager?
JIM: As always I enjoy every season with the Gothenburg Celtic Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second.
To top the interview Jim praised all his players for following his "secret" instructions and game plan, he said "the lads spent a lot of energy just as I instructed them, they done exactly what i asked of them according to my game plan and they got their reward for their heart, energy, and commitment. The other team were very lucky that the post made some miraculous stops as did the crossbar to keep the score as low as one nil, there goal keeper even stopped a good few. Not like our goalkeeper who was still lying reading his book long after the guys were showered and changed. We probably should have told him the game was over"
Jim awarded the Man of the Match to: Gary Sheehan
The next match is on Monday, GCFC news team will be there and will give exclusive as it happens news updtaes.
5th 7s Game of the season
Spelschema
Inför: Kongogossarna -v- Gothenburg Celtic FC
Datum: 2010-05-24
Dag: Måndag
Tid: 19:00
Samling: Mölndal
Plats: Åby 6
Hemmalag: Kongogossarna
Bortalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Inför: Kongogossarna -v- Gothenburg Celtic FC
Datum: 2010-05-24
Dag: Måndag
Tid: 19:00
Samling: Mölndal
Plats: Åby 6
Hemmalag: Kongogossarna
Bortalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
4th 7s Game of the Season, against Hebe FC
The mighty Gothenburg Celtic 7s began with their first 3 points of the season in Mölndal Division 2, it can be said that the 3 points were a long time coming having lost the 3 opening matches of the season.
Gotenburg Celtic FC 1-0 Hebe FC
Gotenburg Celtic FC 1-0 Hebe FC
4th 7s Game of the Season, against Hebe FC
The mighty Gothenburg Celtic 7s began with their first 3 points of the season in Mölndal Division 2, it can be said that the 3 points were a long time coming having lost the 3 opening matches of the season.
Gotenburg Celtic FC 1-0 Hebe FC
Gotenburg Celtic FC 1-0 Hebe FC
Friday, May 14, 2010
4th 7s Game of the season
Spelschema
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC -v- Hebe FC
Datum: 2010-05-17
Dag: Måndag
Tid: 19:00
Samling: Åby 6
Plats: Mölndal
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Hebe FC
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC -v- Hebe FC
Datum: 2010-05-17
Dag: Måndag
Tid: 19:00
Samling: Åby 6
Plats: Mölndal
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Hebe FC
Menisken IF 0-2 Gothenburg Celtic
Menisken IF 0-2 Gothenburg Celtic
Location: Heden
Attendance: 48,987
Team: Daniel, Niall, Andreas, Colm, Glyn, Dan, Stevie(c), Slavic, Jim, Adrian, Nakamrko
Subs: Barry, Simon, Markus.
Scorers: Dan, Slavic.
Man of the match: Jim or Dan.
Refwatch: Kudos to him, he took on the game at the last minute. Doesnt dig swearing but.
Gothenburg Celtic were sent soaring up the league ladder with a superb two nil win against Menisken IF. After a solid victory over BK Skjutet a week earlier spirits were yet again high but no one dares to even attempt mention that they were confident. As said before, confidence is a curse in the celtic camp and any fucker caught saying they were even slightly confident ahead of the game was to get raped by Bruhn. Not a pretty picture. A few changes were made with Thommo (busted eye) and Jesper (suspended for being a toerag) out and Jim and Glyn back in the fray. Injured trio, Barry, Simon and Markus waited on the sideline with bevvies, fags and doobies secretly praying not to be brought on.
After some referee problems (i.e there wisnae one available and one had to be poached from a wee girls match on the pitch opposite. Money talks) the game started like most games the hoops played this season. Poorly. Actually complete pish if were being honest. Although the Celtic are ahead of Menisken in the table, it certainly didnt appear that way early on. Menisken played football like a Dutch team in the seventies and made the hoops look like Stenhousmuir side struck down with cholera. Menisken, a damn good side by all accounts and surprisingly struggling in the league, passed the ball around like it was second nature while the hoops struggled to maintain possession and create and clear cut chances. The Celtic defence were rather shaky early on too, perhaps due to nerves or being hungover, or something. However as you well know, these Celtic players are the hardest of fuckers (with the looks to match well have you know) and battled hard winning their fair share of the aerial battle up front and in midfield and they chased down the Menisken defence causing all sorts of problems for the men in white. Menisken were still in the ascendancy and looked likely to score first. On one occassion the whole Celtic defence stopped playing thinking the ball went out of play. It was only when it was 6´six on one with the goalkeeper that they realised it had not in fact gone out. Dan managed to save the day however and keep it out but he couldnt stop the effing and blinding that followed. Play the whistle ya daft shower a pricks was heard on at least two occassion.
The turning point in the half came when yet again Menisken, a side revelling in their superior situation broke free from the Celtic defence and found themselves withing shooting range. But the midfielder could only smash the ball into the taj Mahal (the Indian resteraunt across not the actual building ya loonball) leading to a moment of shock and disgust. He preceded to shout the well known distateful name of the female genetalia at the top of his voice. The Celtic players mouths dropped. Never in their lives had they heard such disgusting, despicable language on a pitch before. The referee correctly displayed his red card sending the Menisken player off for his vile action, totally unbecoming of a top player. It all got too much for Nakamarko who insisted that he be substituted after the incident. He downright refused to share a football pitch with a team so uncouth and barbaric. Simon left down his can of Norrlands Guld and reluctantly joined the action as Nakamarko got counselling for his traum from his personal psychiatrist Jimmy walsh. After the unsavoury incident Celtic took over as the tend to do and were determined to punish the primates of Menisken for their outlandish language.
Jim and Dan were getting the better of their markers on the wings and it was from a break down the right flank where the deadlock was broken. Jim whipped his cross into the box clearing the attack and defence leaving Dan alone on the edge of the 18 yard box. He made no mistake and smashed home left footed on the half volley leaving the keeper with nae chance. He went into a mad frenzy then however literally sprinting back to the halfline shouting WHo Da MAn! This upset some of the Celtic players who were hoping he would do a war dance around the corner flag or something along those lines, giving crucial time for a well earned breather. But no. Ungrateful c**t! Didnt matter however as the ref soon blew his whistle.
The second half started brightly for the hoops after a some well needed counselling due to the language incident and a well earned breather. Slavic, who had a quiet enough first half was shining in the midfield along with captain Stevie as the the balnce of power shifted to the greens. Dan and Jim, swapped wings on numerous occassions contriving to confuse the opposition. One has a shaved head of dark hair and the other long blonde hair. The opposition was far from confused. They rather easily worked out that they just swapped wings. It didnt matter as the Celtic wingers made hay down the wings and pressurised the Menisken defence.
Barry and Markus also reluctantly entered the fray and quickly got involved in the action. Celtic were unlucky on few occassions midway through the half when Barry White missed from a few yards out (blamed it on the gangia) and Andreas a.k.a hot shot Hamish Balfour nearly smashed the post with his free kick. They could have added more if Tornado Adrian got himself onside more. He got duly bollocked for his lethargy. Himself and Barry linked up well with midfield and wingers in particular and it was from this that goal number two found its way goalbound. Slavic picked up the ball 30 yards out and chipped the ball over Chopper Reid in the Menisken goal. The youngster put his arms up and shouted something in Estonian in celebration. It transpired to be something about a broken bottle of vodka and a young chick in his school?.
The hardy bucks from Celtic tackled hard and it was Glyn who got the second Celtic yellow of night (Simon was first) for a rash challenge on the Menisken winger. I got the ball shouted a surprised Glyn. I know that´ the referee replied but you also ripped his patella out of its socket. Glyn shrugged and walked back into position dissillusioned with the level of physicality on show. The Celts closed out the game with only the one scare. A ball into the box was dropped by Goalkeeper Dan (tut tut) but was quickly cleared by the defence who had an inspiring second half performance. The ref blew his whistle and the Celtic were yet again in high spirits after another hard fought victory against arguably the best side they met so far.
They hoops playfully and homoerotically whipped each other with wet towels in the showers as they do when they win but began to feel rather uneasy with Simon as he insisted on showing everyone his gash on his upper thigh. The Celtic are out of action for the next few weeks to let the other sides catch up a bit but also to go on a binge of alcohol, class A drugs and prostitutes to celebrate the best defence in the league thus far. Theyre not the prettiest but theyre the dogs bollox.
Hail Hail
ak
Menisken IF 0 - 2 Gothenburg Celtic FC
(0 - 1)
Tid
32 Utvisning Karl Robert Magnus Hallström
37 Varning Simon Larsson
38 Mål 0-1 Patrick Gildea
57 Varning Glyn Johnson
78 Mål 0-2 Daniel Davis
Location: Heden
Attendance: 48,987
Team: Daniel, Niall, Andreas, Colm, Glyn, Dan, Stevie(c), Slavic, Jim, Adrian, Nakamrko
Subs: Barry, Simon, Markus.
Scorers: Dan, Slavic.
Man of the match: Jim or Dan.
Refwatch: Kudos to him, he took on the game at the last minute. Doesnt dig swearing but.
Gothenburg Celtic were sent soaring up the league ladder with a superb two nil win against Menisken IF. After a solid victory over BK Skjutet a week earlier spirits were yet again high but no one dares to even attempt mention that they were confident. As said before, confidence is a curse in the celtic camp and any fucker caught saying they were even slightly confident ahead of the game was to get raped by Bruhn. Not a pretty picture. A few changes were made with Thommo (busted eye) and Jesper (suspended for being a toerag) out and Jim and Glyn back in the fray. Injured trio, Barry, Simon and Markus waited on the sideline with bevvies, fags and doobies secretly praying not to be brought on.
After some referee problems (i.e there wisnae one available and one had to be poached from a wee girls match on the pitch opposite. Money talks) the game started like most games the hoops played this season. Poorly. Actually complete pish if were being honest. Although the Celtic are ahead of Menisken in the table, it certainly didnt appear that way early on. Menisken played football like a Dutch team in the seventies and made the hoops look like Stenhousmuir side struck down with cholera. Menisken, a damn good side by all accounts and surprisingly struggling in the league, passed the ball around like it was second nature while the hoops struggled to maintain possession and create and clear cut chances. The Celtic defence were rather shaky early on too, perhaps due to nerves or being hungover, or something. However as you well know, these Celtic players are the hardest of fuckers (with the looks to match well have you know) and battled hard winning their fair share of the aerial battle up front and in midfield and they chased down the Menisken defence causing all sorts of problems for the men in white. Menisken were still in the ascendancy and looked likely to score first. On one occassion the whole Celtic defence stopped playing thinking the ball went out of play. It was only when it was 6´six on one with the goalkeeper that they realised it had not in fact gone out. Dan managed to save the day however and keep it out but he couldnt stop the effing and blinding that followed. Play the whistle ya daft shower a pricks was heard on at least two occassion.
The turning point in the half came when yet again Menisken, a side revelling in their superior situation broke free from the Celtic defence and found themselves withing shooting range. But the midfielder could only smash the ball into the taj Mahal (the Indian resteraunt across not the actual building ya loonball) leading to a moment of shock and disgust. He preceded to shout the well known distateful name of the female genetalia at the top of his voice. The Celtic players mouths dropped. Never in their lives had they heard such disgusting, despicable language on a pitch before. The referee correctly displayed his red card sending the Menisken player off for his vile action, totally unbecoming of a top player. It all got too much for Nakamarko who insisted that he be substituted after the incident. He downright refused to share a football pitch with a team so uncouth and barbaric. Simon left down his can of Norrlands Guld and reluctantly joined the action as Nakamarko got counselling for his traum from his personal psychiatrist Jimmy walsh. After the unsavoury incident Celtic took over as the tend to do and were determined to punish the primates of Menisken for their outlandish language.
Jim and Dan were getting the better of their markers on the wings and it was from a break down the right flank where the deadlock was broken. Jim whipped his cross into the box clearing the attack and defence leaving Dan alone on the edge of the 18 yard box. He made no mistake and smashed home left footed on the half volley leaving the keeper with nae chance. He went into a mad frenzy then however literally sprinting back to the halfline shouting WHo Da MAn! This upset some of the Celtic players who were hoping he would do a war dance around the corner flag or something along those lines, giving crucial time for a well earned breather. But no. Ungrateful c**t! Didnt matter however as the ref soon blew his whistle.
The second half started brightly for the hoops after a some well needed counselling due to the language incident and a well earned breather. Slavic, who had a quiet enough first half was shining in the midfield along with captain Stevie as the the balnce of power shifted to the greens. Dan and Jim, swapped wings on numerous occassions contriving to confuse the opposition. One has a shaved head of dark hair and the other long blonde hair. The opposition was far from confused. They rather easily worked out that they just swapped wings. It didnt matter as the Celtic wingers made hay down the wings and pressurised the Menisken defence.
Barry and Markus also reluctantly entered the fray and quickly got involved in the action. Celtic were unlucky on few occassions midway through the half when Barry White missed from a few yards out (blamed it on the gangia) and Andreas a.k.a hot shot Hamish Balfour nearly smashed the post with his free kick. They could have added more if Tornado Adrian got himself onside more. He got duly bollocked for his lethargy. Himself and Barry linked up well with midfield and wingers in particular and it was from this that goal number two found its way goalbound. Slavic picked up the ball 30 yards out and chipped the ball over Chopper Reid in the Menisken goal. The youngster put his arms up and shouted something in Estonian in celebration. It transpired to be something about a broken bottle of vodka and a young chick in his school?.
The hardy bucks from Celtic tackled hard and it was Glyn who got the second Celtic yellow of night (Simon was first) for a rash challenge on the Menisken winger. I got the ball shouted a surprised Glyn. I know that´ the referee replied but you also ripped his patella out of its socket. Glyn shrugged and walked back into position dissillusioned with the level of physicality on show. The Celts closed out the game with only the one scare. A ball into the box was dropped by Goalkeeper Dan (tut tut) but was quickly cleared by the defence who had an inspiring second half performance. The ref blew his whistle and the Celtic were yet again in high spirits after another hard fought victory against arguably the best side they met so far.
They hoops playfully and homoerotically whipped each other with wet towels in the showers as they do when they win but began to feel rather uneasy with Simon as he insisted on showing everyone his gash on his upper thigh. The Celtic are out of action for the next few weeks to let the other sides catch up a bit but also to go on a binge of alcohol, class A drugs and prostitutes to celebrate the best defence in the league thus far. Theyre not the prettiest but theyre the dogs bollox.
Hail Hail
ak
Menisken IF 0 - 2 Gothenburg Celtic FC
(0 - 1)
Tid
32 Utvisning Karl Robert Magnus Hallström
37 Varning Simon Larsson
38 Mål 0-1 Patrick Gildea
57 Varning Glyn Johnson
78 Mål 0-2 Daniel Davis
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
3rd 7s Game of the Season, against KappAhl
Gothenburg Celtic FC lost to KappAhl on a score line of 0-6. When asked for a comment, the 7s management had the following to say: "We were robbed". Later when asked for clarification he amended the above statement to "Ok, we were raped".
3rd 7s Game of the season
Spelschema
Inför: KappAhl - Gothenburg Celtic FC
Inför: KappAhl - Gothenburg Celtic FC
| Datum: | 2010-05-10 |
|---|---|
| Dag: | Måndag |
| Tid: | 18:15 |
| Samling: | Mölndal |
| Plats: | Åby 7 |
| Hemmalag: | KappAhl |
| Bortalag: | Gothenburg Celtic FC |
Thursday, May 6, 2010
6th Game of the Season
Spelschema
| Datum: | 2010-05-11 |
|---|---|
| Dag: | Tisdag |
| Tid: | 21:00 |
| Samling: | Heden |
| Plats: | Heden 4 |
| Ort: | Gothenburg |
| Hemmalag: | Menisken IF |
| Bortalag: | Gothenburg Celtic FC |
Gothenburg Celtic FC 1 -0 BK Skjutet
Gothenburg Celtic 1-0 BK Skjutet
Location: Heden
Attendance: Only 25,000. Lowest of the season so far.
Team: Daniel, Niall, Andreas, Colm, Slavic, Dan, Stevie(c), Thommo, Jesper, Adrian, Nakamrko
Subs: Glyn, Ben.
Scorers: Stevie.
Man of the match: Adrian
Refwatch: Poor wee confused f***er looked like he wanted to be any where else on the planet.
After the shenanigans at the weekend the Götehoops looked forward to this game like they would the apocalypse. Players were phoning in excuses faster than a feckin pish idol contest. After the unprecedented defeat to the rather limited outfit AIF, confidence hit an all time low in the Götehoops dressing room. Players were shitting it. They didn't want to have to go through another post mortem and end up in jail again for drunken disturbances. Other players refused point blank to offer their boots to starting players. Selfishness began to raise it ugly head and creep into the Celtic squad! Flair players Jim, Simon, Barry and Markus were out of action with Thommo and Dan starting in midfield and Colm going into Centre back.
The game started alright for the hoops against a bunch of older players from Skjutet. Make no mistake however, they were an experienced bunch and could play ball. BK Skjutet won the early exchanges but the hoops quickly upped a couple of gears. Thommo who was rather apathetic pre match began to actually put his foot on the ball and revel in his role in midfield. Dan and Jesper caused problems on the flanks while Nakamarko and Tornado Kelly held up the ball and linked up well with each other. The defence had a few shaky moments but overall they were well able to deal with the Bk Skjutet strikeforce. New daddy Daniel in goals dealt with all pressure in the box admirably with his safe hands. There was a few chances in the half with with Kelly having a shot on target , Dan having a go as well not to mention Stevies mad long throws into the box which caused bedlam in the opposition box. It looked like the half was going to finish goalless, that was until the Celts played the ball out wide to Slavic who in turn squared it to skipper Stevie who took a look at the goal, Put his head down and kicked that goddamn ball fairly ball. It sailed goalwards and went in off the far post leaving the keeper with nae chance. Glyn tried to get his head to it but just missed it! Stevie just ran back to the halfway line like it was the most natural thing in the world. I do this every game, its no big deal he nonchalantly told his team mates as they tried to somehow extract a smile out of him afterwards.
After an encouraging half time team talk the hoops went into the second half with a new found confidence. All the incidents of the weekend were quickly forgotten as the hoops looked to see out the half victorious. All was going well with Colm winning every header in defence and Slavic and Jesper, two players with a combined age of 25 having the beating of their opponents down the left flanks. Andreas used his kickouts to hit Glyn and Adrian upfront who won header after header like they were possessed by Niall Quinn and Chris Sutton respectively. Dan and Niall worked hard on the right and Thommo was really enjoying his run in the park. This is a rather enjoyable way to spend and evening with good friends and a jolly good game of football he whispered contently to Adrian. Unfortuantely for Thommo, later on it was all to wrong Big Time!
But until then the hoops were in control and Adrian, Thommo and Nakamarko all had attempts on goal. Glyn had a headed goal chalked off for a foul on the keeper. Stevie was seen smirking in midfield. The poor wee ref was completely scattered calling offsides and handballs out of nowhere. It was from a handball incident that Jesper was cautioned for kicking the ball away petulantly. He clobbered a defender soon after and received a red card shaming himself, his mother, his club and his skateboard. In that same moment Thommo walked off the field and no one was sure what had just happened. One look at Thommos eye said it all. It was the size of a basketball and the bold Thommo was less than impressed. He quickly turned into the guns of the Navarone kicking and smashing everything in sight. Apparently big Iain Dowie for Skjutet accidently walked into his face. Celtic without captain Stevie, Thommo and Jesper battled hard with Nakamarko re entering the fray and Ben making his début.
The hoops held out due to some epic defending and cool decision making in defence. Colm fitted in well at centre back and won all his headers thankfully not dragging his mayo curse of f**king up at the final hurdle with him. The defence and midfield managed to hold out for an extremely well earned win. Everyone shook hands with the opposition who played good football throughout and the referee who was white as a ghost after what he went through. Poor wee c**t. The celts went into the dressing room with the majvallen incident well and truly out of sight and mind. Players exchanged jibes and jokes with each other delightfully and camply whipping each other with wet towels as they recalled funny incidents that happened during the game and the whole atmosphere was upbeat. Not for Thommo though.
Next week the Götehoops play Menisken in Heden but will make sure they are not confident going into the game. In the f***ed up world of GBG Celtic, confidence is a f***in curse.
hail hail
ak
Gothenburg Celtic FC 1 -v- 0 BK Skjutet
(1 - 0)
Mål Stephen Roddie 1-0 44
Utvisning Jesper Stråle Heelge 85
Table can be viewed at Svensk Fotboll
Location: Heden
Attendance: Only 25,000. Lowest of the season so far.
Team: Daniel, Niall, Andreas, Colm, Slavic, Dan, Stevie(c), Thommo, Jesper, Adrian, Nakamrko
Subs: Glyn, Ben.
Scorers: Stevie.
Man of the match: Adrian
Refwatch: Poor wee confused f***er looked like he wanted to be any where else on the planet.
After the shenanigans at the weekend the Götehoops looked forward to this game like they would the apocalypse. Players were phoning in excuses faster than a feckin pish idol contest. After the unprecedented defeat to the rather limited outfit AIF, confidence hit an all time low in the Götehoops dressing room. Players were shitting it. They didn't want to have to go through another post mortem and end up in jail again for drunken disturbances. Other players refused point blank to offer their boots to starting players. Selfishness began to raise it ugly head and creep into the Celtic squad! Flair players Jim, Simon, Barry and Markus were out of action with Thommo and Dan starting in midfield and Colm going into Centre back.
The game started alright for the hoops against a bunch of older players from Skjutet. Make no mistake however, they were an experienced bunch and could play ball. BK Skjutet won the early exchanges but the hoops quickly upped a couple of gears. Thommo who was rather apathetic pre match began to actually put his foot on the ball and revel in his role in midfield. Dan and Jesper caused problems on the flanks while Nakamarko and Tornado Kelly held up the ball and linked up well with each other. The defence had a few shaky moments but overall they were well able to deal with the Bk Skjutet strikeforce. New daddy Daniel in goals dealt with all pressure in the box admirably with his safe hands. There was a few chances in the half with with Kelly having a shot on target , Dan having a go as well not to mention Stevies mad long throws into the box which caused bedlam in the opposition box. It looked like the half was going to finish goalless, that was until the Celts played the ball out wide to Slavic who in turn squared it to skipper Stevie who took a look at the goal, Put his head down and kicked that goddamn ball fairly ball. It sailed goalwards and went in off the far post leaving the keeper with nae chance. Glyn tried to get his head to it but just missed it! Stevie just ran back to the halfway line like it was the most natural thing in the world. I do this every game, its no big deal he nonchalantly told his team mates as they tried to somehow extract a smile out of him afterwards.
After an encouraging half time team talk the hoops went into the second half with a new found confidence. All the incidents of the weekend were quickly forgotten as the hoops looked to see out the half victorious. All was going well with Colm winning every header in defence and Slavic and Jesper, two players with a combined age of 25 having the beating of their opponents down the left flanks. Andreas used his kickouts to hit Glyn and Adrian upfront who won header after header like they were possessed by Niall Quinn and Chris Sutton respectively. Dan and Niall worked hard on the right and Thommo was really enjoying his run in the park. This is a rather enjoyable way to spend and evening with good friends and a jolly good game of football he whispered contently to Adrian. Unfortuantely for Thommo, later on it was all to wrong Big Time!
But until then the hoops were in control and Adrian, Thommo and Nakamarko all had attempts on goal. Glyn had a headed goal chalked off for a foul on the keeper. Stevie was seen smirking in midfield. The poor wee ref was completely scattered calling offsides and handballs out of nowhere. It was from a handball incident that Jesper was cautioned for kicking the ball away petulantly. He clobbered a defender soon after and received a red card shaming himself, his mother, his club and his skateboard. In that same moment Thommo walked off the field and no one was sure what had just happened. One look at Thommos eye said it all. It was the size of a basketball and the bold Thommo was less than impressed. He quickly turned into the guns of the Navarone kicking and smashing everything in sight. Apparently big Iain Dowie for Skjutet accidently walked into his face. Celtic without captain Stevie, Thommo and Jesper battled hard with Nakamarko re entering the fray and Ben making his début.
The hoops held out due to some epic defending and cool decision making in defence. Colm fitted in well at centre back and won all his headers thankfully not dragging his mayo curse of f**king up at the final hurdle with him. The defence and midfield managed to hold out for an extremely well earned win. Everyone shook hands with the opposition who played good football throughout and the referee who was white as a ghost after what he went through. Poor wee c**t. The celts went into the dressing room with the majvallen incident well and truly out of sight and mind. Players exchanged jibes and jokes with each other delightfully and camply whipping each other with wet towels as they recalled funny incidents that happened during the game and the whole atmosphere was upbeat. Not for Thommo though.
Next week the Götehoops play Menisken in Heden but will make sure they are not confident going into the game. In the f***ed up world of GBG Celtic, confidence is a f***in curse.
hail hail
ak
Gothenburg Celtic FC 1 -v- 0 BK Skjutet
(1 - 0)
Mål Stephen Roddie 1-0 44
Utvisning Jesper Stråle Heelge 85
Table can be viewed at Svensk Fotboll
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
2nd 7s Game of the Season, against Pågens Pojkar
Gothenburg Celtic FC lost to Pågens Pojkar on a score line of 0-2. We played well enough, but couldn't score a goal when it was 0-1 and got caught by a counter attack to go down by two goals.
Just had a quick check on the opposition, they were relegated from division 1 last year - which showed, they were a handy outfit.
Table can be viewed at http://www.tabeller.nu/
Just had a quick check on the opposition, they were relegated from division 1 last year - which showed, they were a handy outfit.
Table can be viewed at http://www.tabeller.nu/
5th Game of the Season
Spelschema
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC - BK Skjutet
Datum: 2010-05-05
Dag: Onsdag
Tid: 21:00
Samling: Heden 20:00
Plats: Heden 4
Ort: Gothenburg
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: BK Skjutet
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC - BK Skjutet
Datum: 2010-05-05
Dag: Onsdag
Tid: 21:00
Samling: Heden 20:00
Plats: Heden 4
Ort: Gothenburg
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: BK Skjutet
2nd 7s Game of the season
Spelschema
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC - Pågens Pojkar
Datum: 2010-05-04
Dag: Tisdag
Tid: 18:15
Samling: Mölndal
Plats: Kappahl 1
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Pågens Pojkar
Inför: Gothenburg Celtic FC - Pågens Pojkar
Datum: 2010-05-04
Dag: Tisdag
Tid: 18:15
Samling: Mölndal
Plats: Kappahl 1
Hemmalag: Gothenburg Celtic FC
Bortalag: Pågens Pojkar
AIF Göteborg 1 - 0 Gothenburg Celtic FC
AIF Göteborg 1-0 Gothenburg Celtic
Location: MajvallenAttendance: 43,000
Team: Dan, Slavic, Andreas, Markus, Colm, Jesper, Simon, Stevie(c), Jim, Adrian, Nakamarko
Subs: Glyn, Barry, Ben, Bruhn.
Scorers: ---
Man of the match: Markus
Refwatch: Looked like something outa the Taliban and refereed like one too.
On this glorius Sunday afternoon everything pointed to Gothenburg Celtic victory. A beautiful sunny afternoon, wives and girlfriends en masse in the crowd, As close to full squad as was possible and playing the bottom side in the league who got humped by every side they met. Without a shadow of doubt, only a Celtic victory was on the cards with wagers being made in the dressing room as to who was going to score the most hattricks. Tornado kelly had 4 kronor riding on him scoring 2 hattricks with Simon and Jim both going for 4 hattricks each. ..... .Of course we got f**king beaten.
Fresh after a 3-0 drubbing of Göteborg City FF (a game so easy that no player actually bothered turning up and we still won. Such is the power of the Celtic) confidence was high. The game started brightly with Celtic dominating in midfield and starting to control the game. Jim and Jesper had the beating of the full backs and Simon and Stevie were never in any doubt as to who was in control in the engine room. Nakamarko Johnstone and Tornado kelly worked tirelessly up front but the chance werent arising. Then the chances started flooding in like a tsunami and it was only a matter of time before wed start the annihilation. Simon and Jesper spurned one on one chances with keeper, Adrian and Stevie headed wide and Kelly also missed a left footed chance. Then something strange and odd happened.... the opposition scored. A defelction off Slavic from a cross caught Dan wrong footed and the ball slipped into the net. The Celts were behind. Yet again. Against a bunch of donkeys.
No worries, calm down, we always go behind, well beat these fellas, theyre pish etc was the order of the half time pep talk. Defeat surely wasnt going to be the outcome for Celtic. Barry, Bruhn and Glyn came on and quickly started to get the better of their opponents and set up camp in the AIF half. Chance after chance went a begging. Jim, Anders and Adrian missed good chances. Glyn had his header cleared off the line spectacularly by his own player and the ref was being a bawbag too to really rub salt into the ever widening wounds. Tornado kelly was shot twice in the kneecap with a sawn of shot gun and the referee nearly gave him a yellow for diving. Hes still recovering from his wounds. The AIF players were getting giddy as the half wore on knowing that victory was in their sights. They even ventured up the field on occassions nearly making it 2-0. Minutes were like seconds as time was of the essence. Frustration completely took over and a shoot on sight policy was endorsed. All to no avail as the AIF keeper dealt with everything with relative ease. A bit clumsy looking yoke he may have been but he clearly was no schmuck. The beardy, tally ref blew the whistle and celtic slumped to a horrible horrible defeat. No one could really believe what just happened.
The players got changed and headed to the pub to have a few bevies and begin the post mortem. Some people thought we underestimated the opposition but that couldnt be right because they actually were extremely pish. Some blamed the referee but he was just a beardy bawbag. The defenders then blamed the strikers, the strikers blamed the defenders, the midfielders blamed each other, the subs blamed the manager, the manager blamed the chairman and the chairman blamed the barman for kicking everyone out of the pub. Fat c**t.
AIF Göteborg 1 - 0 Gothenburg Celtic FC
(1 - 0)
Tid
21 Mål Johan Svensson 1-0
60 Varning Patrick Gildea
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