AIF Göteborg 1 - 0 Gothenburg Celtic FC

AIF Göteborg 1-0 Gothenburg Celtic

Location: Majvallen
Attendance: 43,000
Team: Dan, Slavic, Andreas, Markus, Colm, Jesper, Simon, Stevie(c), Jim, Adrian, Nakamarko
Subs: Glyn, Barry, Ben, Bruhn.
Scorers: ---
Man of the match: Markus
Refwatch: Looked like something outa the Taliban and refereed like one too.

On this glorius Sunday afternoon everything pointed to Gothenburg Celtic victory. A beautiful sunny afternoon, wives and girlfriends en masse in the crowd, As close to full squad as was possible and playing the bottom side in the league who got humped by every side they met. Without a shadow of doubt, only a Celtic victory was on the cards with wagers being made in the dressing room as to who was going to score the most hattricks. Tornado kelly had 4 kronor riding on him scoring 2 hattricks with Simon and Jim both going for 4 hattricks each. ..... .Of course we got f**king beaten.

Fresh after a 3-0 drubbing of Göteborg City FF (a game so easy that no player actually bothered turning up and we still won. Such is the power of the Celtic) confidence was high. The game started brightly with Celtic dominating in midfield and starting to control the game. Jim and Jesper had the beating of the full backs and Simon and Stevie were never in any doubt as to who was in control in the engine room. Nakamarko Johnstone and Tornado kelly worked tirelessly up front but the chance werent arising. Then the chances started flooding in like a tsunami and it was only a matter of time before wed start the annihilation. Simon and Jesper spurned one on one chances with keeper, Adrian and Stevie headed wide and Kelly also missed a left footed chance. Then something strange and odd happened.... the opposition scored. A defelction off Slavic from a cross caught Dan wrong footed and the ball slipped into the net. The Celts were behind. Yet again. Against a bunch of donkeys.

No worries, calm down, we always go behind, well beat these fellas, theyre pish etc was the order of the half time pep talk. Defeat surely wasnt going to be the outcome for Celtic. Barry, Bruhn and Glyn came on and quickly started to get the better of their opponents and set up camp in the AIF half. Chance after chance went a begging. Jim, Anders and Adrian missed good chances. Glyn had his header cleared off the line spectacularly by his own player and the ref was being a bawbag too to really rub salt into the ever widening wounds. Tornado kelly was shot twice in the kneecap with a sawn of shot gun and the referee nearly gave him a yellow for diving. Hes still recovering from his wounds. The AIF players were getting giddy as the half wore on knowing that victory was in their sights. They even ventured up the field on occassions nearly making it 2-0. Minutes were like seconds as time was of the essence. Frustration completely took over and a shoot on sight policy was endorsed. All to no avail as the AIF keeper dealt with everything with relative ease. A bit clumsy looking yoke he may have been but he clearly was no schmuck. The beardy, tally ref blew the whistle and celtic slumped to a horrible horrible defeat. No one could really believe what just happened.

The players got changed and headed to the pub to have a few bevies and begin the post mortem. Some people thought we underestimated the opposition but that couldnt be right because they actually were extremely pish. Some blamed the referee but he was just a beardy bawbag. The defenders then blamed the strikers, the strikers blamed the defenders, the midfielders blamed each other, the subs blamed the manager, the manager blamed the chairman and the chairman blamed the barman for kicking everyone out of the pub. Fat c**t.


AIF Göteborg 1 - 0 Gothenburg Celtic FC
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Tid
21 Mål Johan Svensson 1-0
60 Varning Patrick Gildea